Yes SSAP can do a lil baking

[HAY MAKER]

SAAP moves into her new house.

One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"

The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days go by, and he comes home from work and Saap says, "Honey, the car wont start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

Another few days go by, and its raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, theres a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"

He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

The next day the husband comes home and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.

"Oh, I had a canucklehaid come in and fix them," SAAP says.

"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls.

Wife says: "Nothing. He said hed do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."

"Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband.

"What do I look like," SAAP sez, "Betty Crocker?"

 

[S.S.A.P.]

Not sure who SAAP is ~ might be a Texas relative I s'pose

:cowboy:

HAY MAKER sees his wife is busy in the cookshack and says: "Can I help?"
She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil."

 

[Faster horses]

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I saw you posted that on facebook, Connie and I laughed out loud then.

Haymaker has met his match.

This thread was incredibly funny you two. Laughing WITH you both.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

That was even funnier then this one. :lol: :lol:

A taxi driver picked up a nun. As they were driving along the nun noticed the taxi driver staring at her in the rear veiw mirror. The nun ask what was the problem. The taxi driver said I have always wanted to kiss a nun. The nun said only if your single and Catholic. The driver reasured her that he was so she told him to pull into the alley. She proceded to kiss the taxi driver like he had never been kissed. As they pulled out on the road the driver confessed that he was Jewish and married. The nun said that's okay cause my name is Haymaker and I'm on the way to a costume party.

:lol: :lol:

 

[HAY MAKER]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

I saw you posted that on facebook, Connie and I laughed out loud then.

Haymaker has met his match.

This thread was incredibly funny you two. Laughing WITH you both.

Faster pony send me her face book name I wanna see what the skinnie thing is up to.
Good luck

 

[HAY MAKER]

That was even funnier then this one. :lol: :lol:

A taxi driver picked up a nun. As they were driving along the nun noticed the taxi driver staring at her in the rear veiw mirror. The nun ask what was the problem. The taxi driver said I have always wanted to kiss a nun. The nun said only if your single and Catholic. The driver reasured her that he was so she told him to pull into the alley. She proceded to kiss the taxi driver like he had never been kissed. As they pulled out on the road the driver confessed that he was Jewish and married. The nun said that's okay cause my name is Haymaker and I'm on the way to a costume party.

:lol: :lol:

Hay wha!!!! Tha hale!!!! A passerby sez, that ain't ole Hay Maker in that cab that's that old cross dressing canuckle haid big Dummie from big beaver trying to get after a cabbie.
Bout that time old big Dummie ripped off his costume and latched on to that ole irainian cab driver and all he'll broke loose , bystander ran for high ground when they started wrestling in the back seat :shock: