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Most embarrassing first date!

reader (the Second) said:
fedup2 said:
I haven't heard the term Blue Ba..s for many years. I will try to explain this situation as delicately as possible.
When a man dates a woman and that woman teases the heck out of that poor guy all night & then goes home along leaving the poor guy 'hanging', oops, sorry, that wouldn't be the correct word, more like up in arms! The poor guy has to walk around like a penguin the rest of the evening.
If one has a military backround, he might consider a 'dishonorable discharge' to alleiviate the problem. Another option is a case of beer & a sporting event to turn that train of thought. Hope this helps. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Actually I did google the term and there's lots of good info out there. It sounds not too abnormal and there are various ways to alleviate it. Like a COLD shower.
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With ICE CUBES
 
A totally,enjoyable thread,what a hoot you all are.Maybe we could get OD|NT and Reader to get together on date then tell us ALL about it,I'm sure it would be worth reading.
 
First dates can be rough. First time I met David I had no clue about trucks..... Well we had been talking for 4 months and this was the first time meeting. I wore a skirt, didnt know you CANT get in a truck and keep looking lady like in a skirt. Had a great time at dinner then took him back and asked if I wanted to see his truck ..well why not I had not seen one in many years thought it would be fun. Yeah getting into it was an adventure. We were sitting there talking and I looked across the parking lot and hmmm there was 2 ladies getting undresssed for this guy, well now LOL :oops: NO the curtians were NOT pulled, yes we could see EVERYTHING. Was told they were good dancers......
Well I guess he saw how uncomfortable I was so he tried to think of something for us to do. Well he brings out his football and starts tossing it up and catching it. Looks at me and says catch as he is throwing it. NOT enough warning ~~Hit me right in the eye. Yes I had a black eye the next day. Can you believe I even agreed to see him again after that LOL
 
Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.

"I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, 'a sample'."

The woman was shocked. "Such a thing you ask a virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman!"

The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, "He's a business man. He buys goods in the market and he sells goods. By him, it's not a big deal...a sample."

She thought a minute.

Then she said, "He's a business man? So tell him I don't give samples. If he wants, I can give him references." :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Mrs.Greg said:
A totally,enjoyable thread,what a hoot you all are.Maybe we could get OD|NT and Reader to get together on date then tell us ALL about it,I'm sure it would be worth reading.
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Great idea, Mrs. Greg! :shock: 8) :D :nod: :nod:
 
Hanta Yo said:
Mrs.Greg said:
A totally,enjoyable thread,what a hoot you all are.Maybe we could get OD|NT and Reader to get together on date then tell us ALL about it,I'm sure it would be worth reading.
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Great idea, Mrs. Greg! :shock: 8) :D :nod: :nod:
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Good Luck - I don't need to Brag/Talk

Like Las Vegas - What Happens Here Stays Here :X
 
OldDog/NewTricks said:
Hanta Yo said:
Mrs.Greg said:
A totally,enjoyable thread,what a hoot you all are.Maybe we could get OD|NT and Reader to get together on date then tell us ALL about it,I'm sure it would be worth reading.
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Great idea, Mrs. Greg! :shock: 8) :D :nod: :nod:
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Good Luck - I don't need to Brag/Talk

Like Las Vegas - What Happens Here Stays Here :X
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Party pooper :P
 
Mrs.Greg said:
OldDog/NewTricks said:
Hanta Yo said:
Great idea, Mrs. Greg! :shock: 8) :D :nod: :nod:
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Good Luck - I don't need to Brag/Talk

Like Las Vegas - What Happens Here Stays Here :X
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Party pooper :P
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May Be For You but I'm To Old To Change Some Things
Lucky in Love "because" - -
What Happens Here Stays Here :X
 
Northern Rancher said:
Don't blue b...s cause the dreaded SRS.
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OK, now you've got me stumped. I'm gonna be thinking about this all day! Looks like I missed out on alot of fun last night with this thread. Thanks for the good laugh this morning!
 
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MsSage said:
Is SRS the same as DSB????
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This is getting verrrrry deep, what is DSB??? NR, what is SRS? I think you just posted that to get another 10 pages off this thread, as in letting us chew on it amongst ourselves awhile and 10 pages later will tell us. :roll: :!: 'Fess up Northern Rancher, what is DSB?? You are being tooooo quiet!.........
 

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