Haymaker gets hitched

[Big Muddy rancher]

Haymaker, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Texas, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS Drugstore. Haymaker suggests they go in.

Haymaker addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Haymaker: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Haymaker: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Haymaker: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Haymaker: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Haymaker: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Haymaker: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Haymaker: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Haymaker: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

Haymaker: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure.."

Haymaker: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."








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[Canadian_Cowgirl]

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

poor haymaker!!!

where is he anyhow?

katy

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

poor haymaker!!!

where is he anyhow?

katy

Honeymoon

 

[Canadian_Cowgirl]

lol in the loft???

:shock: :shock:

 

[Faster horses]

I thought from the heading, this was gonna be true...

great story, BMR. Just great. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[burnt]

lol in the loft???

:shock: :shock:

Oh jeepers girlie, you don't wanna know . . . . .










:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Hey ya ol' geezer. I brought it up for ya. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[HAY MAKER]

Hey ya ol' geezer. I brought it up for ya. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats mighty nice of you,but i dont need any medicines yet,this ole quack that calls his self a doctor never has been able to find anything wrong with me..........and of course this would be very easy to prove,just send Miss Tam down here for some riding lessons,i will teach her how to keep her rearend straigt in the saddle,and when she gets back she can verify my prowess
good luck & good nite,bout time for me to head upstairs,some of us have chores early.

 

[Denny]

Hey ya ol' geezer. I brought it up for ya. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats mighty nice of you,but i dont need any medicines yet,this ole quack that calls his self a doctor never has been able to find anything wrong with me..........and of course this would be very easy to prove,just send Miss Tam down here for some riding lessons,i will teach her how to keep her rearend straigt in the saddle,and when she gets back she can verify my prowess
good luck & good nite,bout time for me to head upstairs,some of us have chores early.

Chores in the morning? You milking cows now?

 

[HAY MAKER]

Hey ya ol' geezer. I brought it up for ya. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats mighty nice of you,but i dont need any medicines yet,this ole quack that calls his self a doctor never has been able to find anything wrong with me..........and of course this would be very easy to prove,just send Miss Tam down here for some riding lessons,i will teach her how to keep her rearend straigt in the saddle,and when she gets back she can verify my prowess
good luck & good nite,bout time for me to head upstairs,some of us have chores early.

Chores in the morning? You milking cows now?

No chasing parts,elmo was building roads here on the hill country place,and looks like he did good,but got a few pieces of equipment broke down................good luck

 

[Denny]

Thats mighty nice of you,but i dont need any medicines yet,this ole quack that calls his self a doctor never has been able to find anything wrong with me..........and of course this would be very easy to prove,just send Miss Tam down here for some riding lessons,i will teach her how to keep her rearend straigt in the saddle,and when she gets back she can verify my prowess
good luck & good nite,bout time for me to head upstairs,some of us have chores early.

Chores in the morning? You milking cows now?

No chasing parts,elmo was building roads here on the hill country place,and looks like he did good,but got a few pieces of equipment broke down................good luck

We had a D4 working our silage pile this fall and the guy's thought they would level out some stuff like the driveway. Now with more rain I have a real mess to say the least it's bad and no D4 to fix their screw ups.

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

Well I'll be.....looky who's back!!! Welcome back...now don't be doin no dissappearin acts no more. Ya had us worryin!

 

[TXTibbs]

Thats mighty nice of you,but i dont need any medicines yet,this ole quack that calls his self a doctor never has been able to find anything wrong with me..........and of course this would be very easy to prove,just send Miss Tam down here for some riding lessons,i will teach her how to keep her rearend straigt in the saddle,and when she gets back she can verify my prowess
good luck & good nite,bout time for me to head upstairs,some of us have chores early.

Chores in the morning? You milking cows now?

No chasing parts,elmo was building roads here on the hill country place,and looks like he did good,but got a few pieces of equipment broke down................good luck

HAYMAKER...yur alive!! Good to hear from you again finally!!! Don't be a stranger :wink: :wink:

 

[Faster horses]

Along with all that, Haymaker...we want a good story from you!!!

 

[HAY MAKER]

Chores in the morning? You milking cows now?

No chasing parts,elmo was building roads here on the hill country place,and looks like he did good,but got a few pieces of equipment broke down................good luck

HAYMAKER...yur alive!! Good to hear from you again finally!!! Don't be a stranger :wink: :wink:

Yup alive and well,kinda nice to be in the hills again,got plenty tired of pinto beans and tortillas..................good luck

 

[HAY MAKER]

Along with all that, Haymaker...we want a good story from you!!!

The last few weeks were pretty boring but got alot done so was good,I been putting off these fence chores about as long as I could,just hard work.............besides I left elmo here building road.
good luck