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I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and Sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. ‘I’m Glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,’ I Thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came Down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats...

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent! We just got a job opening from a...

A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished...

FH...I have to figure out how to pass it on. Just copy the link and paste it in an e-mail to send it on FH, or I can forward it to you in an e-mail.

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"I'm Tired" BY: Joe Repya, Lieutenant Colonel, U. S. Army 101st Airborne Division Two weeks ago, as I was starting my sixth month of duty in Iraq, I was forced to return to the USA for surgery for an injury I sustained prior to my deployment. With luck, I'll return to Iraq to finish my...

A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there...

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replied, "These are not pigs...

Absent Notes These are (supposedly) real notes written from parents in an Arkansas school district. (Spellings have been left intact.) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot...

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue Needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best Friends, Wes and Bloomer. The three men had always done everything Together. Wes arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet. Wes said, "Yup...

I told this blonde joke to a blonde woman once, Did you hear about the blonde who was going to learn how to waterski? She couldn't find a lake with a slope. The blonde I told that to said, well what did she do? So I do think there must be something to being a blonde.

Snow and the blonde One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can...

KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."...

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ At...

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the...

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper: A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were perfect.. .12 below, no feeling in...

To all my family & friends I want to THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND! A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In...

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said "A simple way to...

Ozark Farm Fest, Springfield Missouri. October 6-8. Nice town, plenty to see and do. It is where I will be.

Tworopes...I think this brave lady should post a picture. I like the way you think Tworopes. Maybe Macon should start a dating page.