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DosArroyos said:
I have to lie at the Doctor's office just about every time I go.You know they hand out that silly questionnaire.
What I always have to lie about is the falling down question.Here lately it's been over anxious calves telling me I'm not giving them the milk out of the bottle fast enough.Cows have knocked me down.Bulls have knocked me down.Calves have kicked me in the shins bad enough to have a baseball size hematoma pop up from it.It's just part of it.
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I have to confess, I too lie about the falling down question. 🤭
 
DosArroyos said:
I have to lie at the Doctor's office just about every time I go.You know they hand out that silly questionnaire.
What I always have to lie about is the falling down question.Here lately it's been over anxious calves telling me I'm not giving them the milk out of the bottle fast enough.Cows have knocked me down.Bulls have knocked me down.Calves have kicked me in the shins bad enough to have a baseball size hematoma pop up from it.It's just part of it.
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You aren't lying Dos because you were knocked down, you didn't fall down. :p
 
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My face was pretty thoroughly bruised and swollen with a few stitches. Most people never asked what happened, they just tried not to stare. I think most thought it was domestic violence. It was the result of "trying" to close a trailer door on a bull that went in the trailer at high speed, did a u-turn and was headed back out, and he was in a hurry. One of my relatives was explaining to someone what happened and they asked if I still had the bull, I told them yes he is in my freezer.
At my place of employment, one customer was staring, and I don't remember for sure what he said, but I told him it wouldn't happen again because I had hired a hit man (custom kill) to take care of the problem. He remained quiet as I finished his transaction.
 

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