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Postby cowwrangler » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:46 am

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.

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Re: Outhouse

Postby Mike » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:34 pm

Ha Ha!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Re: Outhouse

Postby Traveler » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:39 am

Sounds like they both need to use the razor. :lol:

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Re: Outhouse

Postby lavacarancher » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:04 am

This subject brings up memories from many years ago when I was growing up. I attended a one room school when I was in the third grade. The teacher was Miss Kitty Butts. The procedure for going to the outhouse was to quietly get out of your seat, write your name on the blackboard (remember those?) in the designated space and go do your business. Well, it so happens that there were no Sears and Roebuck catalog pages in the outhouse suitable for the job so before I did my business I had to climb a tree to get some moss. I finished the job and went back to the school house where Miss Kitty met me at the door with a yard stick and proceeded to tan my hide. Then she asks what I was doing in the tree? Miss Kitty, I blubbered, getting some moss. If that wonderful lady were still alive I'll bet she would remember that day. It about killed her to realize she took action before finding out what the real story was.

While on the subject, do any of you remember why you used two red corn cobs and one white corn cob when finishing your big job?


You wiped with one red cob, wiped with the white one to see if you needed the second red one. :shock:


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