The Old rancher was bragging about his sex life when his friend came visiting at the Home for Retired Ranchers.
"You can still do it?" asked Jud. "You know, I have relations with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"
"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!" said the old rancher.
"Almost every night?" Jud exclaimed.
"Yup! Monday, almost. Tuesday, almost. Wednesday, almost..."