Marriage Counseling (similar to Mad Wife Disease)

[Fireweed]

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 45 years of marriage. The
counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade,
listing every problem they have ever had in the 45 years they've been
married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
Monday and Wednesday; but weekends, I hunt "

[fedup2]

You can question the man's IQ but you can't question his
priorities!