Labels

[rancher]

Amazing Product Labeling
In case you needed further proof that the human race is seriously
challenged, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.

On a Sear's hairdryer:
....Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

LMAO @ that last one..."Man of Stil?"...uhhh I mean steel

[Hanta Yo]

Keep 'em coming!!!

[Faster horses]

rancher, that was a hoot!!

Hanta Yo, your Corgi is soooooo cute sitting up there!!!!

[ranchwife]

as my favorite comedian Bill Engval (from blue collar comedy) would say "Here's your sign!!"

[Hanta Yo]

[nr]

Those were fun, Rancher. LPL
We bought a rotary tool similar to a Dremel tool from Sears
and the instructions said something like, "not for home dental repairs."
We could just envision all the teeth in the mouth flying out with a slight miscalculation.