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whiteface
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:53 pm    Post subject: Okay Mike, I'm here... You ready? Reply with quote

Go gentle on me Mike this is my first time (here that is). I sure hope that by taking you up on your offer that I don't turn out to be one of those dogs that eventually does get his teeth into a passing car and goes FWAP, FWAP, FWAP, FWAP down the highway....
Not even enough sense to let go of the tire.
So now you got a pretty accurate image of me.
Just not enough sense to just let it go...
Have a good night everyone in the "everything else" category!!!!!


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Mike
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Okay Mike, I'm here... You ready? Reply with quote

whiteface wrote:
Go gentle on me Mike this is my first time (here that is). I sure hope that by taking you up on your offer that I don't turn out to be one of those dogs that eventually does get his teeth into a passing car and goes FWAP, FWAP, FWAP, FWAP down the highway....
Not even enough sense to let go of the tire.
So now you got a pretty accurate image of me.
Just not enough sense to just let it go...
Have a good night everyone in the "everything else" category!!!!!

Your problem is chasing the wrong things girl! Choose your prey carefully, enjoy it, and savor it. I'll be gentle and slow.......how's that? am I going to fast? Tell me how you like it. OOOOHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH

I've heard that sound before?.........FWAP, FWAP, FWAP, and it wasn't chasing cars! Wink


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love you Mike! That was really funny! Very witty and charming...
I'll be back for more...
Gotta get a good night sleep after all that!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Say now! Shocked I didn't realize that there was an x-rated version of this site! Laughing


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HAY MAKER
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED UP LATE LAST NITE Razz Razz Razz .............good luck PS well maybe tonite..........


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now, now, Jingle, if you don't see any flesh, it can't be x-rated. Besides, Mike hasn't called since our "moment" together....
END of THAT love story!!!!
So, Haymaker, you flirting with me? Sweet.
I fit the description of that pretty girl you want to hide away in a log cabin!
Have a good night all from Canada!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whiteface wrote:
Now, now, Jingle, if you don't see any flesh, it can't be x-rated. Besides, Mike hasn't called since our "moment" together....
END of THAT love story!!!!
So, Haymaker, you flirting with me? Sweet.
I fit the description of that pretty girl you want to hide away in a log cabin!
Have a good night all from Canada!


Not tonite, whiteface. I have a headache. You plum wore me out last nite.
I ain't been rode that hard in a long time!

Haymaker! Think you can take up my slack tonite? Rolling Eyes Be gentle!


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HAY MAKER
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike wrote:
whiteface wrote:
Now, now, Jingle, if you don't see any flesh, it can't be x-rated. Besides, Mike hasn't called since our "moment" together....
END of THAT love story!!!!
So, Haymaker, you flirting with me? Sweet.
I fit the description of that pretty girl you want to hide away in a log cabin!
Have a good night all from Canada!


Not tonite, whiteface. I have a headache. You plum wore me out last nite.
I ain't been rode that hard in a long time!

Haymaker! Think you can take up my slack tonite? Rolling Eyes Be gentle!


NO to be honest with you I been ducking and dodging this sweet talkin lil canadian,a long time It would'nt take much of her for me to be headed north Wink .....................good luck


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whiteface
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll let you have tonight off Mike!
I only talk so sweet to you Haymaker because you just have a way with me. It's a long ride between yer place and mine. I must say I'd feel pretty special to have you even consider such a journey. But incidentally, I'm soooooooo worth it!!!
Have a good night all from Canada!


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Jeannie
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jinglebob wrote:
Say now! Shocked I didn't realize that there was an x-rated version of this site! Laughing


My thoughts exactly, Jinglebob! Surprised Surprised


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