Incident on a British airplane

[Soapweed]

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ..... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

One Irish passenger yelled, "be jezis, ye should see the back o' mine!"

[Silver]