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Oldtimer Rancher

Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 15878 Location: Northeast Montana
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Big Muddy rancher Rancher

Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 6919 Location: Big Muddy valley
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Buddy, hang a right at the lights.
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burnt Member

Joined: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 364
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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#1 - "Why couldn't momma travel first class?"
#2 - "Just two more sec - oomph!"
#3 - "Yeah, well if they turn me into a statue, at least I'll be smiling . . ."
#4 - " . . . about one second of smooth sailing coming right up!"
#5 - I am not a mess - I'm just not finished yet!"
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leanin' H Member

Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 481 Location: Western Utah Desert
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Unbeknownst to Hank, his true love thema lue had finally discovered his many covert affairs. And instead of getting angry, she simply installed an eject button on his bareback riggin!(She also replaced the pickup men with rutting bull elk and filled his rosen bag with cow-in-heat)
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gcreekrch Member

Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 980 Location: west chilcotin bc
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:14 am Post subject: |
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| #1- I'm payin' for it, I can ride in it!
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Robert Member

Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 84 Location: central SD
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| #3 "I can not tell a lie" He did it!!
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Blkbuckaroo Member

Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 412 Location: Northern California
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Jassy Rancher

Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1884 Location: S. of Valentine, NE
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CattleArmy Rancher

Joined: 29 Sep 2006 Posts: 2393 Location: South of a Soapweed
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jigs Rancher

Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 4563 Location: KANSAS
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:10 am Post subject: |
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oh man, something so cute and innocent just drug through the mud.......
cattle army, you got a real potty mouth! throwing the "h" word around like that.
it was funny though....milk blew out my nose when I read that.
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jigs Rancher

Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 4563 Location: KANSAS
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:11 am Post subject: |
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| the #3 picture makes me think of the Smothers Brothers... " mom always did like you best"
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Blkbuckaroo Member

Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 412 Location: Northern California
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