Jesus' Race

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Jesus’ Race

Scholars had a heated debate in Rome about Jesus:

Proof that Jesus was a Mexican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always harassed by authorities.

Proof that Jesus was black:
1. He called everybody "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

Proof that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. His mother thought her son was a God!

Proof that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

Proof that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

Proof that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

Most convincing proof ... that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. She had to feed a crowd when there was no food.
2. She kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of guys who just didn't get it.
3. Even when dead, she had to get up because there was more work for her to do!

[Kato]

Amen.