Grandma's Boyfriend

[CattleArmy]

Grandma's Boyfriend
>>
>>A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his
>>toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
>>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to

>>heaven?"
>>
>>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom
>>and
>>watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the
>>comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>>
>>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
>>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she
>>started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>>
>>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door

>>and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is
>>your Grandma home?"
>>
>>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
>>boyfriend."
>>
>>The minister fainted.

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good one,