WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

[rancher]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected :

A quart of orange juice
A half gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A head of Romaine lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
and 1 lb of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out,

A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since
she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selections
that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied,"Cause you're ugly"

[HAY MAKER]

HHHHHHHAAAAA RANCHER THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HEARD IN A WHILE,AND PROBABLY ABOUT HALF TRUE...............GOOD LUCK

[nr]

Usually I like jokes but that one was a little too hurtful for my taste