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| MISS TAM WILL TRADE |
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SASH
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
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Location: Southern Manitoba
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Murgen
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Bought some new jeans today, and a shirt. Saw some leather chaps in the store today, but couldn't get one of the salsgirls to model them for me!( I thought they might look good with a thong, I'm single I can say that!)
It might have had something to do with the whip I was holding in my hand at the time.
Before everybody jumps on me, the whip was also for sale in this Western wear store.
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sw
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| Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Murgen,
should of left out the thong!!! Maybe then she would have modeled the chaps. this is priceless!!! LMBO. You are on a roll get going and do some more. I have tears just imagining. Got an email awhile back I will have to post, I DID NOT WRITE THIS
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sw
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Posts: 1361
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| Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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COWBOY POETRY--BUYING A BRA
You know, I've never been much for shopping
In fact I try to stay away from town
Except when shipping time comes,
I ain't easily found.
But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with ma
But before I left she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"
Without thinkin' I said "sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
And said, "I'll be back by three."
Well, when I done the things I needed
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.
I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.
I walked right up to the sales clerk
I didn't hem or haw
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."
>From behind I heard, some snickers
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store
And they's all gawkin' at me!
"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.
She gives me a disgusted look
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.
She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display
Well I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.
They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.
They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.
They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.
Well I finally make my mind up
Picked a black and lacy one
I told the lady,
"Bag it up," And figured I was done.
But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
"Six and seven eighths."
"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh yes ma'am, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."
I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
\When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.
"That's what I use to measure with,
I figured it was fair
But If I'm wrong I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.
By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.
When she finally had it figured
I gave the gal her pay
I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.
She was, still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
For no more women's underwear.
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HAY MAKER
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Joined: 13 Feb 2005
Posts: 6149
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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| sw wrote: |
COWBOY POETRY--BUYING A BRA
You know, I've never been much for shopping
In fact I try to stay away from town
Except when shipping time comes,
I ain't easily found.
But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with ma
But before I left she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"
Without thinkin' I said "sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
And said, "I'll be back by three."
Well, when I done the things I needed
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.
I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.
I walked right up to the sales clerk
I didn't hem or haw
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."
>From behind I heard, some snickers
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store
And they's all gawkin' at me!
"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.
She gives me a disgusted look
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.
She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display
Well I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.
They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.
They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.
They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.
Well I finally make my mind up
Picked a black and lacy one
I told the lady,
"Bag it up," And figured I was done.
But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
"Six and seven eighths."
"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh yes ma'am, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."
I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
\When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.
"That's what I use to measure with,
I figured it was fair
But If I'm wrong I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.
By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.
When she finally had it figured
I gave the gal her pay
I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.
She was, still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
For no more women's underwear.
YUP my point exactly me and MISS TAM gonna have to talk about this..........good luck PS when the poll gets to looking a little better.
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Shelly
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| Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Murgen wrote: |
Bought some new jeans today, and a shirt. Saw some leather chaps in the store today, but couldn't get one of the salsgirls to model them for me!( I thought they might look good with a thong, I'm single I can say that!)
It might have had something to do with the whip I was holding in my hand at the time.
Before everybody jumps on me, the whip was also for sale in this Western wear store. |
Murgen, you single?!? And you're such a good-looking guy judging by your avatar.
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reader (the Second)
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Murgen
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| Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Shelly, well yes I'm siingle, that's the problem, bought those chaps today and I don't know who to give them to! Just could not resist picking them up!
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Shelly
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Murgen
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| Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Yep shelly, you're right, I'll be at your place to buy calves shortly. Probably won't be able to say no to you either!
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SASH
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Posts: 567
Location: Southern Manitoba
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| Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: |
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You appear to speak from experience, SASH
I myself have never set foot in a Victoria Secret store. |
Yup, I used to have one of those jobs where I was away for 2-3 weeks at a time twice a year or so. So, I wandered into this lingerie shop in Toronto. There was a bit of awkwardness because I didn't know my wife's size you see and the salesgirl kept pointing at different women around the mall. I'm saying 'Well, she's about this big on top and about that big on the bottom'. Finally ended up buying her some kind of 'french maid outfit' I think the girl called it. But my wife just wears her normal clothes when she's doing housework so I guess it was a waste of money.
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