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MsSage
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: A must read!!!~~~~~Latex gloves Reply with quote

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady,
was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he
asked.
"No, I don't." she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in
China with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank,
dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw
them into
boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried,"
he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
dental
procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just picturing how condoms are made!"
she said.
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are
always working!!


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CattleRMe
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Location: Nebraska

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Smile Smile Very Happy


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ranchwife
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
GOOOOO GRANNY!!!!


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