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HAY MAKER
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:55 pm    Post subject: Quebec Reply with quote
Did you hear about northern rancher,he got a map of Canada tattoed on his ass? Every time he sits down, Quebec separates......................good luck
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Saddletramp brought it to our attention today, but he queried, "Can you imagine in a few years all the old tattooed ladies that will be wandering around?" Little kids will ask, "Will you please show me your tattoos, Grandma?"

It is rather funny, but don't dwell on it too long because all of a sudden it isn't quite as funny after all. Wink Crying or Very sad Confused Say what? Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is a discussion that has taken place around here too, Soapweed. If I remember correctly, there were also questions regarding existance of certain silicone addons years down the road as well. gaaaawwwwwd gag
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Talk about a full body SHIVER. Shocked Help Rolling Eyes Cowboy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
that's exactly why I dont have any tattoos........lmao @ full body shiver.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Want to kiss the flag of your imaginary GF's homeland-not bad for an old fart I must admit.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
boy j-l--you said it all there! i thought about getting a tattoo when i was younger, talked it over with my Mom, and she said "when you're 80 yrs old, what do you think that tattoo will look like?".

cured me Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Silver wrote:
This is a discussion that has taken place around here too, Soapweed. If I remember correctly, there were also questions regarding existance of certain silicone addons years down the road as well. gaaaawwwwwd gag


I think it will be an amazing site in the nursing homes when all the old gals are sitting around with 38 DD's. The younger people working there will be saying "what were they thinking" when they dribble out of the holes in their chins and noses. Rolling Eyes The worst thing around here is how the young people are putting these plugs in their ear lobes.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Northern Rancher wrote:
Want to kiss the flag of your imaginary GF's homeland-not bad for an old fart I must admit.


Northern Rancher, That reminds me of an old joke........

Seems that a cowboy from Meadow Lake(SK) ended up in the hospital,in a coma.
The nurses ,of course, had to give him sponge baths. One day, one nurse mentioned to the other nurse, that this cowboy had the word,"SWAN", tattoed on his "private part". The second nurse just could not believe this, so she took some "extra time and care" the next time she gave him his sponge bath and checked this out for herself......
She later told the other nurse that "the tatoo doesn't say "SWaN"........it says..........."SaskatcheWAN"!!!! Laughing
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Northern Rancher
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yup she just needed to get his vowels moving lol.
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Soapweed
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Northern Rancher wrote:
Yup she just needed to get his vowels moving lol.


Yeah, that needs to be done when they are consonantpated. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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