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Sierraman
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

now the Chipacabra is even worse, but luckily, 90 percent of their time is spent in the bar downing salsa and CHIPS.----


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TXTibbs
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sierraman wrote:
now the Chipacabra is even worse, but luckily, 90 percent of their time is spent in the bar downing salsa and CHIPS.----


Clap Clap good one


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

koj wrote:
I saw one eating the mighty and elusive tree gator of the north. It was a horrible fight, but the Chuca won in the end! A more vicious animal never lived.
Well - if you look Ver-r-r-y carefully at the Phenotype of this emaciated beast, I think all will agree that it must be an F1 result of a male Cuckaburro x female Tree Aligator. The DNA gathered from their upper Incisors is terrifying enough to scare a buzzard off a Gut Wagon!. They are called a "Cuckagator". Now, the opposite cross - that is a Male Tree Aligator x Female Cuckaburro is a whole 'nother critter completely! Skinny hind legs but not too long - feathery, long front legs - almost like wings - and long central toes that protrude upwards with short, stubby claws on the ends. Their ears are like Albino Mules ears! Shocked Their mating cry is a shrill, high pitched cry that sounds like they are saying (in English yet), " Givyudabird - givyudabird - givyudabird". It is a real 'haunting' melody - one you'll never forget once you hear it! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes It's called an Alley Burro- - -On second thought - it couldn't be the "Alley Burro" because they are sterile! Say what?

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reader (the Second)
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TXTibbs wrote:
PPRM,

Every Chupacabra sighting to date has been in Mexico or the southern United States, like in Arizona, Texas and New Mexico....you live in Oregon.......It was prolly just a big rat, or a diseased coon that you had an encounter with. HAHA Laughing Laughing

Chupacabra....blah....if they exist i'll eat my toe nail clippings!


It's wierd how you hear a word a few times and it sticks with you. Don't know when in my 13 years in Texas I was told about the terrible chupacabras...

I wonder if the word is widespread or just in Mexico and the Southwest?


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