Ranchers.net's Bull Session :: Chupacabra!!!!!

Chupacabra!!!!!
Goto page Previous 1, 2

Ranchers.net's Bull Session Forum Index -> Everything Else

Author

Message

Sierraman
Member
Member

Joined: 07 Jun 2005
Posts: 299
Location: Texas

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:25 am Post subject:

now the Chipacabra is even worse, but luckily, 90 percent of their time is spent in the bar downing salsa and CHIPS.----

TXTibbs
Rancher
Rancher

Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 1079
Location: South Central Texas, former South Dakotan

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:05 pm Post subject:

Sierraman wrote:

now the Chipacabra is even worse, but luckily, 90 percent of their time is spent in the bar downing salsa and CHIPS.----

good one

DOC HARRIS
Member
Member

Joined: 04 Jun 2005
Posts: 782
Location: Ft. Collins, CO

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:43 am Post subject:

koj wrote:

I saw one eating the mighty and elusive tree gator of the north. It was a horrible fight, but the Chuca won in the end! A more vicious animal never lived.

Well - if you look Ver-r-r-y carefully at the Phenotype of this emaciated beast, I think all will agree that it must be an F1 result of a male Cuckaburro x female Tree Aligator. The DNA gathered from their upper Incisors is terrifying enough to scare a buzzard off a Gut Wagon!. They are called a "Cuckagator". Now, the opposite cross - that is a Male Tree Aligator x Female Cuckaburro is a whole 'nother critter completely! Skinny hind legs but not too long - feathery, long front legs - almost like wings - and long central toes that protrude upwards with short, stubby claws on the ends. Their ears are like Albino Mules ears! Shocked

Their mating cry is a shrill, high pitched cry that sounds like they are saying (in English yet), " Givyudabird - givyudabird - givyudabird". It is a real 'haunting' melody - one you'll never forget once you hear it! Rolling Eyes

It's called an Alley Burro- - -On second thought - it couldn't be the "Alley Burro" because they are sterile! Say what?

DOC HARRIS

reader (the Second)
Rancher
Rancher

Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 4870
Location: Northern Virginia

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:41 am Post subject:

TXTibbs wrote:

PPRM,

Every Chupacabra sighting to date has been in Mexico or the southern United States, like in Arizona, Texas and New Mexico....you live in Oregon.......It was prolly just a big rat, or a diseased coon that you had an encounter with. HAHA Laughing

Chupacabra....blah....if they exist i'll eat my toe nail clippings!

It's wierd how you hear a word a few times and it sticks with you. Don't know when in my 13 years in Texas I was told about the terrible chupacabras...

I wonder if the word is widespread or just in Mexico and the Southwest?

Display posts from previous:

	Ranchers.net's Bull Session Forum Index -> Everything Else	All times are GMT - 6 Hours Goto page Previous 1, 2
Page 2 of 2