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lazy ace
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:50 am    Post subject: What would be your event in the Olympics? Reply with quote
TTB and I were talking about what Olympic event we would like to pursue. For instance I think I would be competive in swimming but I can't swim and I hate water. Embarassed I think if I ever got over those little stumbling blocks I could take a run at the 2012 Olympics. My nickname could be the silver bullet (not because I am fast but the beverage of choice) Wink

What events would some of the ranchers.netters pursue?

have a cold one

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I may have got my answer the other day at the little kids rodeo-- they had a Bullchip throwing contest and when the grandson asked "how do you throw them"- my lady doctor (who was running the show and collected all the chips) looked at him and said "Ask your Grandpa, because he's good at it" Shocked Wink Laughing Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harvesting/picking watermelons, okra, and peas. I'm pretty danged good at it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
FARTING:
Judged on tone, volume, and duration, even smell.

They could have it right after the boiled peanut eating contest.
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per
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I hate all those judged events. Wouldn't it be better to count how many spectaters pass out and have a decimal readout? Make a definative winner. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
alabama wrote:
FARTING:
Judged on tone, volume, and duration, even smell.

They could have it right after the boiled peanut eating contest.


would points be deducted for a SHART ?
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Yanuck
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
jigs wrote:
alabama wrote:
FARTING:
Judged on tone, volume, and duration, even smell.

They could have it right after the boiled peanut eating contest.


would points be deducted for a SHART ?


That's just wrong on so many levels!!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Breast Stroke Cool Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
gcreekrch wrote:
Breast Stroke Cool Cool



Could we start a rely team? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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gcreekrch
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Big Muddy rancher wrote:
gcreekrch wrote:
Breast Stroke Cool Cool



Could we start a rely team? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


We could count Greg in from Alberta, get someone from Manitoba and call ourselves the Breast Westerns.

Now all we need is sponsors. Cowboy
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nonothing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
gcreekrch wrote:
Big Muddy rancher wrote:
gcreekrch wrote:
Breast Stroke Cool Cool



Could we start a rely team? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


We could count Greg in from Alberta, get someone from Manitoba and call ourselves the Breast Westerns.

Now all we need is sponsors. Cowboy


How about the hotel chain "Breast Western".....
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Mrs.Greg
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
gcreekrch wrote:
Big Muddy rancher wrote:
gcreekrch wrote:
Breast Stroke Cool Cool



Could we start a rely team? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


We could count Greg in from Alberta, get someone from Manitoba and call ourselves the Breast Westerns.

Now all we need is sponsors. Cowboy
Laugh Laugh Laugh
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