bat man

[WHITEHAWK]

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a
> mistress, are chatting about their relationships and
> decide to amaze their men....that night all three
> will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and
> mask over their eyes .After a few days they meet
> again.....
>
>
>
> The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when
> my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the
> leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You
> are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made
> love all night long.'
>
>
>
> The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met
> in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice,
> mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
> When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We
> just had wild sex all night.'
>
>
>
> The married one then said: 'Well, last night I sent
> the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got
> myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and
> mask over my eyes.
>
>
>
> My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote
> and a beer, plopped his fat ass on the couch and
> said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

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