jokes

[Circle M]

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A: Bull-dozin'


Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated


Q: What do cows wear in Hawaii?
A: Moo- moos


Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat


Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry

Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator


Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: "It's just an udder day"


Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the moo-vies!


Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!


Q: What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
A: A cattle-lack!

Q: What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
A: A cattle-lack!