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Jassy
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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Location: S. of Valentine, NE
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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject: Winter Temps in Nebraska!! |
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Winter Temperatures In Nebraska
60 above zero:
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Valentine sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Omaha gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool
hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it
gets cold.
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People in Miami all die.
Nebraskan’s close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door
to door. (True!)
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskan’s get upset because they can't start the
pickups.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale.)
People in Nebraska start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
Don't laugh...most of these are true!!!!! Have a great Day...
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Soapweed
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EmptyPockets
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jigs
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Location: KANSAS
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| at what point do those Husker gals stop shaving their legs to help keep warm?? the few I dated really put on a winter coat!
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hometowngurl
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Northern Rancher
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| Maybe jigs ended up with a Husker Crossdresser by mistake lol.
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jigs
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Location: KANSAS
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| Maybe jigs ended up with a Husker Crossdresser by mistake lol. |
well Nebraska is the mecca of the cross dressers...
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katrina
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jigs
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hometowngurl
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greg
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Brad S
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THis is my first winter in Nebraska, and this is the truth if I ever told it. One of the stores on Main Street in Gordon was having a sidewalk sale, and the bank said 34 degrees. About a dozen or more years ago I was staying in Valentine at the Raine (I liked Valentine before the hotel chains came in and I still stay at the Raine), and Doug Krause came by and picked me up about 6am. It was -5 and Doug went on about it being so nice out. About Valentine's Day this year it was -28 - never before been in that kind of cold. My unsympathetic big brother sez what the $#@% did you expect?
This is the nicest March I've ever experianced, I hope this is normal.
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gotcha jigs.